We are not making this up.

September 28 is National 'Ask a Stupid Question' Day.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ask_a_Stupid_Question_Day

Join us for lunch Wednesday and bring some questions.

http://www.bcimensa.com/lunch/

Examples:

1. Why do meteors always land in craters?
2. How long is Three Mile Island?
3. How many people were in the Dave Clark Five?
4. How long was the Hundred Years War?